sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

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scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:
liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

1 day ago · reblog · 178,388 notes

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krejzooolskie:

Untitled na We Heart It.

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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4 days ago · reblog · 199,553 notes

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themuslimavenger:

"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention."
Recent picture taken in Gaza.

welp, officially one week until my birthday.

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strongblackbrotha:

… I think Kanye just changed my fucking life…
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